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SPOILER ALERT!
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Green Zone
Where are the WMD's???!!!!! I'm not Jason Bourne!
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Crazy Heart
Crazy Heart
by P.Jenkins
"LLLllladies and gentleman, tonight, put your hands together for Randy "The Ram" Robinson innnnn......
Tenderrrrrrrr Merrrrcieeeees."
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Babel
Babel
by P.Jenkins
[plaintive guitar strings]
We are unhappy, so we will make a bad decision.
Soy estúpido, y tomaré una decisión muy mala.
私は余りに悪い決定をする。 私は聞くことができない。
>snatch<
[plaintive guitar strings]
Monday, February 8, 2010
From Paris With Love
*
in screaming Travolta voice...
"
I'm a bad motherfu$#er!" Blam!@Pow! Bang!
(at least, this how I would describe the first hour before I WALKED OUT)
Sunday, February 7, 2010
The Usual Suspects
I.i.i.i.i.i ...I am a liar.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Marley and Me
Marley and Me
by P.Jenkins
(*I have not seen this movie, so I am guessing.)
Woman: "Oh honey this is the best dog ever! I love you again!"
(turns to dog) "And I wuv y.... "
Man and Woman: "NO!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alternate
Woman: "This dog is so fun and full of life."
Man: "Was."
Million Dollar Baby
Million Dollar Baby
by P.Jenkins
[in Dirty Harry voice]
"You're a trashy girl. But a good fighter. And you can beat anything. Except this injection, Mo Kushla."
Girls Just Want to Have Fun
I love to dance!
No daughter of mine...
Kiss - motorcycle - fight - reunite - win
The Other Original: Crimson Tide
Crimson Tide
by P.Jenkins
[shouting angrily in your face]
"Give me the key!"
"I won't give you the key!"
Brokeback Mountain
Brokeback Mountain
by Buster
Boring, boring, gay, boring, gay, boring, gay, hathaway's tits, boring, boring, gay, BORING.
Amelia
Amelia
by Boxcar
[in that old-timey accent...i have no idea what it is, but newscasters use it]
"nobody has ever tried to do what you are about to do..."
The Original: The Good Shepherd
The Good Shepherd
by Boxcar
[walking suspiciously, pushes bridge of horn-rimmed glasses]
"Don't tell my wife what I do."
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